Funny opera quotes

• Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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  7 minutes ago

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• Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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  13 hours ago

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• Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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  2 months ago

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• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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  3 months ago

  fun, games, mouth, opera, shampoo, shower, singing, soap

• Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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  3 months ago

  activity, fun, games, humor, joke, mouth, opera, shampoo, shower, singing, soap

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