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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Making waves on Snapchat:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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