Funny personalized ad quotes

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.

Commentary:
Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️‍♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Commentary:
Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨