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Funny pigeon quotes
If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
2 months ago
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
3 months ago
You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.
3 months ago
In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
3 months ago
As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
3 months ago
The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.
3 months ago
If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
3 months ago