Funny pigeon quotes

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That's really no place for a young pigeon lady.

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025