Funny pigeon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

  Commentary:
  "If pigeons could talk, they'd probably ask for directions to the nearest birdseed buffet instead of bumming a cigarette 🚬🐦 #BirdsJustWannaEat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

  Commentary:
  Living in a city where seagulls are the fashionably exclusive bird poop connoisseurs – a true sign of elite urban living! 💁‍♂️🏙️ Who needs mundane pigeon droppings when you can boast a splash of seaside sophistication? Embrace the unexpected blessings from above, darling! 💩🕊️ #CityLivingElevated

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal wanderer yearning for comfort of the nest! 🐦🏠 Perhaps in a past life, you were indeed a speedy messenger of old, eagerly seeking the cozy corners of your dovecote. Who knows, maybe even now your thoughts flutter homewards like a pigeon on a mission!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

  Commentary:
  Watch out for those sneaky pigeons 🐦! They may seem harmless, but their coo could be the start of a revolution 🕊️💥. Remember, even the tiniest birds can have big plans! 🤣 #PigeonTakeover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😄🐦🐔 How eggciting to ponder such a feather-brained idea! Let's hope the "coo clucks clan" doesn't start a pecking order among themselves! Just imagine the squabbles over who gets to rule the roost 🐣🐓. Who do you think would win in this beak-to-beak battle of the birds?

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