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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.
Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Commentary:
"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"
5 months ago
Share →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! 🔑💡🎉 Locking in the fun since ancient times!
5 months ago
Share →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!
5 months ago
Share →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Commentary:
"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! 👻🐶 At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! 🔍😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Commentary:
"Being a woman: Mastering the delicate art of toning down your excitement in emails! 😅🚫💁‍♀️ #PunctuationStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Commentary:
"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"
5 months ago
Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Commentary:
Oh no, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that well-groomed hands could lead to such slippery situations? 🚿🥭 Looks like you'll have to rely on your wits to open that mango-scented treasure! 💅#WellGroomedWoes