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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
82 Funny point quotes
Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.
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When caffeine becomes your financial planner! ☕💸😅
“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”
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Living my best life by doing absolutely nothing and loving every moment of it! 😌🛋️ #ProLevelChillin'
“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”
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Life goals: transforming into furniture while minimizing social interactions. 🛋️😂 #SoLazyItsEpic
“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
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When life starts sounding like geometry class! 🤓➡️📐
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
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When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
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Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳