Funny poorly quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

  Commentary:
  Trying to recover from a botched high five is like trying to un-send a risky text message… it's just awkward city, population: you and your flailing hand 🤦‍♂️🤝 Don't worry, we've all been there!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a therapist when you have a generous employer like that? 🤑 Say goodbye to those expensive coping mechanisms and hello to financial stability! 💸 #EmployerGoals"

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