Funny poorly quotes

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, beautiful, creativity, emotion, everyone, feel, humor, joke, pain, poorly, something, transformation, turn, weird

• I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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  2 months ago

  accounting, complaint, diss, diss track, got, humor, i, invoicing, issue, issues, job, jobs, let, music, poorly, rhyme, sick, solve, track, us, wish, workplace

• It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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  2 months ago

  account, attraction, dating, hot, humor, Instagram, man, me, media, poorly, run, social, social media

• Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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  2 months ago

  building, built, came, construction, exorcist, house, humor, just, poorly, poorly built, possession

• It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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  2 months ago

  after, awkward, awkward moment, back, comeback, failure, five, funny situation, hard, high, high five, humor, interaction, moment, poorly, situation, social, social interaction

• Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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  2 months ago

  crowd, haunted, haunted house, high, high school, house, humor, idea, lighting, lit, nostalgia, people, poorly, reunion, school, seen, shopping, spooky, Walmart

• My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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  2 months ago

  afford, alcohol, caring, drug, employer, humor, i, pay, poorly, problem, salary, work

• A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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  5 months ago

  authentication, frustration, humor, me, poorly, request, security, stress, technology, thing, timing, two-factor, two-factor authentication

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