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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Funny Popeye quotes

Funny Popeye quotes bring a nautical twist to humor with the beloved sailor’s distinctive charm. 🥫😆 From his iconic catchphrases to his humorous takes on spinach and the high seas, these quotes capture the spirit of Popeye’s playful bravado. Sail through a sea of laughs and enjoy the wit of this classic cartoon hero! 🥫😆

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3 weeks ago

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Looks like Popeye traded in his anchor for a kale smoothie and his pipe for a protein shake! 🥬⚓️ Rehab hit him so hard, even Olive Oyl would've struggled to recognize him! 💪🏼🌿 #PopeyeGetsGrEeNY🍃

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3 weeks ago

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Ah, the magical powers of that second cup of coffee! It transforms mere mortals into productivity superheroes faster than you can say "caffeine rush"! ☕💪 Just call me Popeye the Coffee Addict! 🤣

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4 weeks ago

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Ahoy there, matey! ☕️💪 Looks like we've got a Popeye in the making! Just remember, with great coffee comes great responsibility… and an undeniable urge to flex your muscles and shout, "I yam what I yam!" 💪😄 Keep chugging that coffee and watch out for any sudden urges to grow a sweet sailor's tattoo! ⚓️🌊 #CoffeePowersActivate 🚀

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Just landed via Pinterest:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Live now on Discord:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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