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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Shared recently on WeChat:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Going viral on Threads:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Funny Popeye quotes bring a nautical twist to humor with the beloved sailor’s distinctive charm. 🥫😆 From his iconic catchphrases to his humorous takes on spinach and the high seas, these quotes capture the spirit of Popeye’s playful bravado. Sail through a sea of laughs and enjoy the wit of this classic cartoon hero! 🥫😆

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Just landed via Slack:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Live now on Discord:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Spotted on X:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Spotted on WeChat:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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