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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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5 months ago
Share →: “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic dilemma of modern society: Is that person really just using Bluetooth, or have they fully embraced the insanity of public soliloquies? 🤔🎧🤪 It's like a real-life game of "Guess the Tech or Guess the Heck"! 🤣🔊 Just another day in the unpredictable world of human behavior!
5 months ago
Share →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Commentary:
"Sharing a twin rumor with your neighbors just to avoid small talk – talk about using sibling leverage! 😂👯‍♂️ Who knew having a doppelgänger could come in so handy for introverts?"
5 months ago
Share →: When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Commentary:
😂 "When your kids embarrass you in public, just remember to play the classic parental card: turn away dramatically, mutter 'Who raised you?' and maybe even throw in a facepalm for good measure. It's the ultimate parent power move! 🤦‍♂️👉👧👦 #ParentingStruggles #WhoRaisedYou"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the airport ambience: a delightful blend of jet fuel, baggage carousel chaos, and the symphony of coughing passengers 🛫💨🤧 It’s like a live concert where everyone is a soloist with their own soundtrack of germs! 🎶😷"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Commentary:
Oh, the horror of unexpectedly encountering a sticky situation in public! 🤢🍯 It's like playing a cruel game of mystery stickiness – will it be gum, syrup, or a mystery goo? Proceed with caution, folks! 🔍🚫 #StickyFingers #StickAroundForMoreFun
5 months ago
Share →: IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Commentary:
Ah, IKEA, where lovebirds can go from assembling furniture together to dismantling their relationship in the blink of an eye! 🇸🇪💔 Who knew those adorable Swedish meatballs and stylish shelving units could lead to such meltdown drama in the aisles? 😂 Just remember, it's always wise to measure your love compatibility before attempting to put together a Billy bookcase! 🛋️🔧 #IKEArelationshipwoes
5 months ago
Share →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️‍♂️🔎
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'pants panic' strikes again! 🙈👖 Just doing a quick spot check to ensure we're not accidentally starring in our own version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' in a very modern setting! 😂 #PantsCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the audience at the laundromat got a free fashion show today! 🩲🤣 Maybe they just couldn't handle all that style and confidence in one place! Just another day of surprises in the spin cycle of life! 🌀#SpeedoSwagger
5 months ago
Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"