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Funny pyramid scheme quotes

Funny pyramid scheme quotes 😂💸 are the perfect way to poke fun at those wild get-rich-quick dreams! Whether you’ve seen one unfold or just love a good laugh at the expense of endless recruiting, these witty lines bring the hustle’s absurdity to life. Ready to giggle at the most ridiculous sales pitches and eye-roll moments? Let’s dive into some hilariously shady wisdom that’s guaranteed to make you chuckle! 🤣📉✨

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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