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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Going viral on Twitch:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Live now on Facebook:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Making waves on Discord:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Just landed via WeChat:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Just shared via Threads:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Going viral on Facebook:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Going viral on Facebook:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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98 shares on Threads this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

47 shares on Reddit this month:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Breaking via Reddit:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Spotted on Threads:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Going viral on Telegram:

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Going bananas on Discord:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Just shared via WeChat:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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