Funny rhyme quotes

• That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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  2 months ago

  childhood, going, humor, i, kid, little, market, meant, memory, misunderstanding, nursery, nursery rhyme, pig, rhyme, shopping, think, used

• I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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  2 months ago

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• Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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  2 months ago

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• If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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  2 months ago

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• My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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  2 months ago

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• Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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  2 months ago

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• There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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  2 months ago

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• Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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  2 months ago

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• When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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  3 months ago

  amore, big, eel, eye, food, humor, knee, love, moon, moray, nature, pizza, rhyme, sea, swim

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