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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Jan 29, 2025

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Jan 28, 2025

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Jan 24, 20256 months ago

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Jan 22, 2025