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4 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Commentary:
"Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"
4 months ago
Share →: I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Commentary:
🤣 "Why rush through the day when you can already be mentally at the finish line, right? Starting the day with the end in mind is like skipping to the last page of a book – efficient and slightly rebellious. Here's to embracing the anticipation of bedtime before breakfast!" 😆🌙
4 months ago
Share →: Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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"Before coffee: a mysterious blend of grumpy, confused, and not-to-be-disturbed… After coffee: a powerhouse of charm, wit, and productivity! ☕️😄 Embrace the transformation – caffeine is the real magic potion!"
4 months ago
Share →: Another Monday that no one asked for.

Commentary:
"Ah, the unwanted guest we call Monday has arrived once again, uninvited and unwelcome 🙄 May your coffee be strong and your day be short! ☕️😅 #MondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: Oh good. Another day.

Commentary:
"Ah, another day in paradise! 😄 May your coffee be strong, and your WiFi be stable! 🌞 Let's conquer this day with sass and class! 💪🏼✨"
5 months ago
Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Commentary:
🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee"
5 months ago
Share →: I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Commentary:
☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney