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38 Funny secret quotes

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025