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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Trending via WeChat:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Trending via Messenger:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Trending via Twitch:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Trending via Reddit:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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68 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

45 shares on WeChat this month:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Trending via Messenger:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Just landed via Instagram:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Trending via Threads:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Spotted on Twitch:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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