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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.
I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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1 month ago
Share →: Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
3 months ago
Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
4 months ago
Share →: I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like that self-checkout experience was more like a self-checkout disaster! Who knew a machine could be so rude and impatient? Looks like you'll be sticking to the good old human cashiers for now.
5 months ago
Share →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Commentary:
"Self-checkout cameras: turning everyday shopping trips into dramatic episodes of our own lives since forever! 💸📸😱 #SelfieScare #DramaticShopping"
5 months ago
Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game 🛒💨 Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? 😂 #LifeIntheFastLane"
5 months ago
Share →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Commentary:
"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"
5 months ago
Share →: At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Commentary:
"Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream self-checkout – the ultimate level of laziness achieved! 🤣🛒 Can we also add an option for someone to carry my groceries to the car too? 🚗💁‍♂️ #TheLazyShopperStruggle"