Funny self-checkout quotes

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It's much quicker and you always get something for free.

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025