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12 Funny self-checkout quotes

Funny self-checkout quotes 🤖🛒 bring a hilarious twist to those moments when technology and impatience collide! Whether you’re wrestling with the scanner or dodging the “unexpected item in the bagging area” drama, these witty lines perfectly capture the chaos and charm of DIY grocery checkout. Ready to laugh at the checkout lane struggles we all secretly relate to? Let’s dive into the funniest take on self-checkout shenanigans! 😂🍎📲

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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