12 Funny self-checkout quotes

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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  2 months ago

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• Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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  2 months ago

  before, customer, every, front, frustration, humor, i, me, money, never, person, queue, self-checkout, shopping, technology, time, touchscreen, used

• Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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  2 months ago

  camera, criminal, everyday, everyday life, humor, life, looks, observation, self-checkout, shoplifting, surveillance, technology

• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, checkout, complete, employees, experience, funny experience, help, humor, me, self-checkout, shopping, three, yesterday

• I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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  2 months ago

  cashier, customer, customer service, humor, impatience, rudeness, self-checkout, service, shopping

• The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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  2 months ago

  cashiers, convenience, frustration, humor, idiots, problem, retail, self-checkout, shopping, technology

• You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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  2 months ago

  awareness, better, camera, ever, funny moment, humor, i, moment, reflection, self-checkout, shopping, think, yourself

• Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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  2 months ago

  carefully, humor, items, line, never, people, scan, self-checkout, shopping, stealing, understand

• Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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  2 months ago

  always, convenience, efficiency, fear, free, humor, much, people, quick, retail, scared, self-checkout, shopping, something, technology

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