17 Funny sexuality quotes

• I’m saving myself for my vibrator.

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  5 days ago

  humor, joke, myself, parody, saving, self-love, sexuality, vibrator

• Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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  6 days ago

  downs, forever, hard, humor, life, metaphor, never, penis, resilience, sexuality, sometimes, ups, ups and downs

• You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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  6 days ago

  asexual, enough, feeling, hard, humor, lock, lock in, sexuality

• What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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  6 days ago

  called, confusion, desire, horny, humor, libido, mental, mental state, mentally, physical, physical response, physically, response, sexuality, state, want

• Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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  6 days ago

  forget, humor, motivation, optional, orgasm, partner, personal, personal well-being, pleasure, self-care, sexuality, today, well-being

• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  7 days ago

  attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants

• Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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  1 week ago

  bisexual, every, humor, mean, once, orientation, sexual, sexual orientation, sexuality, twice, wordplay

• Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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  1 week ago

  am, doubt, grok, i, identity, introspection, only, original, originality, questioning, self, self-doubt, sexual, sexuality, true, uniqueness

• If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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  1 week ago

  brevity, Christianity, humor, joke, kama, Kama Sutra, page, religion, religious, religious satire, satire, sexuality, sutra

• The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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  1 week ago

  adult, adult humor, cheeky, humor, joke, nerf, nerve, nerve sensitivity, sensitivity, sex, sex joke, sexuality, wit

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