The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Commentary:
"From apple munching to homicide in record time 🍎🔪😅 Clearly, things went from 0 to 100 real quick in the Bible! It's like going from mild snacking to serious crime spree in just a couple of chapters. Talk about a plot twist! 😂"

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Commentary:
"Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Commentary:
"Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Commentary:
Oh, the delightful dance of sin and energy, creating the mystical synergy! It's like painting the town red with a mischievous sparkle ✨ and a sinful smirk 😈. Who knew collaboration could be so scandalously stylish? Keep the synergy sizzling, darling! 🔥

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Commentary:
"Who needs sin, tan, and cos when you've got sunshine, laughter, and a good cup of coffee to make every day beautiful!"