Funny sin quotes

• Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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  2 months ago

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• Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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  2 months ago

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• Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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  2 months ago

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• The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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• Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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  2 months ago

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• Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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  2 months ago

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• The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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  2 months ago

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• You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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  2 months ago

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• I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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  3 months ago

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• My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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  5 months ago

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