I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Commentary:
"Adding a whole new dimension to the blues with my harmonica skills! 🎵🎷 Can't tell if I'm making sweet music or summoning a rainstorm of emotions… 🌧️😅 #BluesPlayerStruggles"

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Commentary:
"Next time you receive an email starting with 'I hope this email finds you well,' just remember it's not about luck – it's about the email's impressive detective work! 🕵️‍♂️💌 #EmailNinja"

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Commentary:
"Remember, a conversation is like a game of hot potato – you don't want to be the one left holding the spud for too long! 🥔 Let's give others a chance to shine in the spotlight, before we start auditioning for the role of the one-person show! 🎭💬"

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Commentary:
"Looks like God was trying to prevent world domination by limiting those conversation skills! 🙊💥 Who knew the key to ruling the world was just a good chat? Maybe they were afraid of your smooth-talking ways turning us all into minions! 😂💬"

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Commentary:
"Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in heated debates 🤷‍♂️💬 Who needs smooth talk when you can charm with fiery banter, right? 🔥😅 #FlirtingFail"

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Commentary:
"Flirting 101: Step 1 – Master the art of insults with style 😏🔥 Step 2 – Hope they appreciate your unique charm! 😉💬 #SmoothOperator"

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!