Funny skydiving quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's a real eye-opener! Looks like some people are just meant to keep their feet on the ground. Maybe they can try skygazing instead! #BetterSafeThanSorry

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