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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Spotted on X:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Just shared via WeChat:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Broadcasted on Threads:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Breaking via Pinterest:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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30 shares on Telegram this month.

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38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

24 shares on X this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

58 shares on X this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Just landed via Facebook:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Breaking via TikTok:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Trending via Telegram:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Just landed via Instagram:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Breaking via Pinterest:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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