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Funny social avoidance quotes

Funny social avoidance quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you’d rather dodge parties 🎉 or ghost group chats 👻. Perfect for introverts, awkward moments, or anyone mastering the art of *strategic disappearing* 🕵️‍♂️, these witty lines turn social shyness into comedy gold 😂. Ready to laugh at the joy of flying solo? Let’s celebrate the fun side of avoiding people—because sometimes, staying in is the best plan! 📱✨

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

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