280 Funny social media quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛‍♂️! #InfluencerWoes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

  Commentary:
  🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine the chaos if social media closed every day at 6pm? 🕕😱 The internet would go into meltdown faster than you can say 'refresh'! 🔄💥 It might just be the only thing that unites the world in collective panic. 🌍📱 #AfterHoursScrolling"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I run a parody bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate flex: running a parody bank account where the only currency is humor and overdraft fees are paid in dad jokes! 💸💰😂 Keep those laugh deposits coming! #BankingOnLaughs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

  Commentary:
  "Veni, vidi, selfie-ed! 📸 Conquering ancient lands or just exploring a new coffee shop? We've got to capture the moment for the 'gram, right? 😄 #ModernDayConqueror"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals"

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