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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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