My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Commentary:
Oh no, that's some next-level beauty payment plan right there! 💳💇‍♂️ Maybe next time they could offer a hair-raising discount instead? Or a free hair styling session for the inconvenience? Just make sure to check your balance before hitting the salon – you don't want unexpected hair-raising experiences! 🤣 #BadHairDay #CreditCrunch