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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Updated

Jan 31, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Going viral on YouTube:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Spotted on Twitch:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Going viral on Reddit:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Seen just now on YouTube:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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44 shares on TikTok this month:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

13 shares on Slack this month:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

35 shares on X this month:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Shared recently on Telegram:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Making waves on YouTube:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Just shared via Twitch:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Freshly posted on Discord:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Just shared via Facebook:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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