I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Commentary:
Looks like he's accidentally treating the bathroom like a photo shoot! 📸 Maybe he's just trying to go for that "caught in the act" aesthetic? 🚽😄 Just a heads-up buddy, it's not the best setting for a surprise photo op! #BathroomBlunders