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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Live now on Pinterest:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Trending via WeChat:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Just shared via Messenger:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Trending via YouTube:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Just landed via X:

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Spotted on Snapchat:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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