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  • Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

    Commentary:
    “Keeping it ‘smooth criminal’ on the outside, but on the inside, it’s a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔”

  • You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

    Commentary:
    “Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool”

  • I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart”

  • Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

    Commentary:
    “Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in ‘y’ 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode”

  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

    Commentary:
    “Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”

  • I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

    Commentary:
    “Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you’re probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂”

  • Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway”

  • If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

    Commentary:
    Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨

  • Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It’s like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can’t compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession”

  • I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ol’ mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here’s to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇‍♂️”

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