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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Breaking via Messenger:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Going bananas on Discord:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going viral on X:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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69 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

10 shares on Slack this month:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

59 shares on X this month:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Breaking via Twitch:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Going viral on Instagram:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Freshly posted on X:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Just landed via Threads:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Going viral on Facebook:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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