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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.
I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.
You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.
I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”
I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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5 months ago
Share →: You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Commentary:
☀️ Just when you're ready for some fun in the sun, life throws you a curveball in the form of a couch that refuses to cooperate! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew furniture could be so sassy? Maybe it just wants its moment in the spotlight too! 🤷‍♀️ #CouchProblems #SunshineStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, the responsible celestial body sticking to its schedule like clockwork ⏰☀️. And then there's the moon, living its best chaotic neutral life 🌙🤷‍♂️. Balance in the universe, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Commentary:
😂🌅 Oh, the sun of youth, forever setting on our nostalgia trips! 🌟 It's like we've got a permanent case of FOMO for our past selves. But hey, at least we can always watch the sunrise of new memories! ☀️ Embrace the moment, even when you're missing who you were then!
5 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
5 months ago
Share →: Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Commentary:
"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Commentary:
"Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. 🌻 Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. 📱 Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! 💖"
5 months ago
Share →: “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Commentary:
"Wow, someone's been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it's all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Commentary:
"Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"
5 months ago
Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"