If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Commentary:
"Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Commentary:
"Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Commentary:
"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals"

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Commentary:
"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."