45 Funny sun quotes

• Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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  absurdity, cow, humor, longer, Mercury, never, retrograde, sun, swim, trust

• Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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  bet, beverage, capri, Capri Sun, fruit, fruit juice, humor, juice, scientist, scientists, sun, taste

• Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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  basketball, comparison, egg, golf, hit, humor, i, k, need, playful, playful comparison, pumpkin, sports, sun

• Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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  bright, dark, day, humor, light, moon, night, opinion, perspective, sun, unpopular, us, useful, usefulness

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

• You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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  activity, couch, door, fun, fun activity, humor, irony, outdoor, struggle, sun, want

• I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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  always, appreciate, appreciation, contrast, doing, humor, i, just, kind, moon, moving, nature, predictability, respect, sky, sun, whatever

• I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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  change, feelings, humor, i, memory, miss, nostalgia, past, reflection, remember, sun, vulnerability

• If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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  activity, humor, outdoor, outdoor activity, protection, rain, sun, sun protection, sunscreen, weather

• Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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  block, breakup, empowerment, ex, girl, humor, moon, relationship, sun

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