46 funny sun quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Mar 25, 2026

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Mar 25, 2026

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Mar 25, 2026

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Mar 25, 2026

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Mar 25, 2026

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Mar 25, 2026