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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,813

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Just landed via Discord:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Just landed via Facebook:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Trending via Twitch:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Making waves on YouTube:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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15 shares on X this month:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

87 shares on Threads this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Your pronouns should be get/help.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,693

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Spotted on Threads:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Making waves on Discord:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Going viral on Facebook:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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