295 Funny think quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

  Commentary:
  "Ever feel like you need subtitles just to understand what on earth this person is saying? 🤔 Maybe you two are just speaking different languages – the language of confusion and bewilderment! 😂😜 Who needs clarity and understanding when you can just keep asking 'What?' for eternity! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the modern struggle of juggling passwords and identity theft risk! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that a strong password could also double as free identity theft protection and a gentle reminder to sit up straight? 🤣 Stay safe out there, folks! #PasswordProblems #IdentityTheftDeterrent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about being willing to go the extra 'spin cycle' for someone! 🧺💕 Who knew laundry could be so seductive? Sounds like this person is hoping to get 'folded' into someone's heart on the daily! 😂✨ #LaundryLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of adulting! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew we'd be juggling crises like a pro circus performer? 🎪 Just call us the masters of multitasking… in the art of catastrophe management! 🔥💼 #AdultingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

  Commentary:
  "When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of adulting: realizing that not all grown-ups are as smart as they seemed when we were young 🧠💡. It's a tough pill to swallow, especially when you start to suspect that your childhood heroes might have just been winging it all along! 🤷‍♂️🙈 #AdultingIsHard"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise art of diplomatic agreement! 🤝 No need for squabbles when you can simply nod and smile at differing opinions. It makes perfect sense, really! 🤔😄 #PeaceMaker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the pressure of marriage, where love meets performance anxiety! 💍🎤 Just remember, if your partner's speech is lacking, they can always blame it on nerves or forgetfulness… hopefully not on actually regretting saying "I do"! 😅👰‍♂️

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