294 Funny think quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

  Commentary:
  Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

  Commentary:
  "If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

  Commentary:
  "Who says insanity can't be romantic? 💻🤪 Let's navigate the tangled web of love together! 🕸️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

  Commentary:
  "Be the friend who makes Count Dracula consider bringing out his coffin for a night on the town whenever your name comes up in conversation. 🧛‍♂️💀 #FriendshipGoals #SpookyVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"

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