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5 months ago
Share →: If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂”
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Commentary:
“Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖”
5 months ago
Share →: Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It’s like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries”
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Commentary:
“No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate”
5 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Commentary:
“Channeling your inner tornado every morning, I see! 🌪️ On the bright side, maybe you’re just really committed to that ‘messy-chic’ aesthetic! 😂👗 #WardrobeWars”
5 months ago
Share →: The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Commentary:
It’s funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a “day.” 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, “Well, the sun’s done its thing, guess it’s time to hit the hay!” 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun
5 months ago
Share →: Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Commentary:
“Sounds like someone’s throwing some major ‘Mom shade’! 💁‍♀️😂 Looks like we’ve got a secret competitor for the ‘Parent of the Year’ title! 🏆 #MomVsYou”
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Commentary:
“Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I’ll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨”
5 months ago
Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Commentary:
Looks like you had a lesson in ‘sleepconomics’! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a ‘sleep reimbursement’ with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales
5 months ago
Share →: Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Commentary:
“Ah, the rare and mysterious phenomenon of ‘family time’ emerges when the Internet takes a vacation! 😂 Who knew that bunch you live with are actually halfway decent humans? 🤔 Maybe the Wi-Fi outage was a blessing in disguise after all! 🌐👨‍👩‍👦”