Funny train wreck quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

  Commentary:
  🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

  Commentary:
  Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!

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