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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,438

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Making waves on Discord:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Going viral on Telegram:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Going viral on WeChat:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Trending via Discord:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Trending via Telegram:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Breaking via Threads:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Just landed via YouTube:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

77 shares on X this month:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

68 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

18 shares on Slack this month:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,274

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Going viral on YouTube:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Just shared via X:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Spotted on Slack:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Just shared via Messenger:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Spotted on Threads:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Breaking via Threads:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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