Funny trash can quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

  Commentary:
  "Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

  Commentary:
  "Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"

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