Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn't bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Commentary:
"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Commentary:
"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth? It's like a folding trash can.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Commentary:
"Stepping on someone's foot is like discovering a secret trap door to their mouth – talk about a surprise entrance! 🚪😮♨️ #Whoops #WatchYourStep"