Wordgag ツ

8,000+ funny quotes
humor
irony
just
relationship
joke
life
food
people
time
social
activity
sarcasm
communication
love
work
know
procrastination
technology
want
someone
parenting
need
sleep
think
never

Funny trash can quotes

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn't bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth? It's like a folding trash can.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025