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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Young witches boil every cauldron on high.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Making waves on Discord:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Going viral on Reddit:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Just landed via Facebook:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Making waves on Slack:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Live now on YouTube:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Twitch this month:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

19 shares on X this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Live now on Telegram:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

Just shared via Facebook:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Just shared via Facebook:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Shared recently on Slack:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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