Funny trick or treat quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Whoever said you can’t have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It’s all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic.”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Get ready for some full-size servings of terrible wisdom this Halloween! 🎃🍫 Remember, sometimes bad advice can be the best treat of all! Just like those full-size candy bars, grab them quick while supplies last… or maybe not 😏🤪 #HalloweenHumor”

  4 months ago

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