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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back β€œthanks so much”.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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