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  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical powers of ‘lol’ – turning harsh criticism into a friendly jab 😄🔥 Just sprinkle some ‘lol’ on it and watch the tension dissipate like magic! ✨ #LOL #ProblemSolved”

  • Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

    Commentary:
    Looks like he couldn’t handle your “tweet” revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real “mute” point, don’t you think? 🤭 Can’t handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉

  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

    Commentary:
    🐻💤 “I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life’s challenges!” 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

  • If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

    Commentary:
    “Fine, if you don’t find my jokes funny, I’ll just have to provide the entertainment myself! 🤷‍♂️😂 Who needs an audience when you can crack yourself up, right? 😆”

  • Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we’ll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂”

  • My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack”

  • I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

    Commentary:
    Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! 📝🤣 It’s always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!

  • Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

    Commentary:
    “Remember, there’s only one original you – and thank goodness for that! 🤣 Embrace your unique quirks and flaws, because let’s face it, the world can handle only one fabulous YOU! 💁‍♂️💥”

  • I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

    Commentary:
    “Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you’ve got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving”

  • If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

    Commentary:
    “Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅‍♀️ If she’s loyal, she’s not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲”

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