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14 Funny urgency quotes

Funny urgency quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when time feels like itโ€™s racing against you โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚. Whether you’re procrastinating or just need a laugh to shake off the stress, these witty lines remind us to take life a little less seriously while still getting things done ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ก. Ready to giggle your way through deadlines and last-minute chaos? Letโ€™s dive into some humor that turns urgency into pure fun! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคฃ

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Everyoneโ€™s gangster until they need to pee.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I have a condition where if I donโ€™t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. Iโ€™m like the bus in Speed.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. Iโ€™d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why thereโ€™s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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