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Funny urgency quotes

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
I have to pee. Story of my life.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I need an emergency cheeseburger.

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Wouldn't it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025