Funny urgent quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  "Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of the modern recluse on a quest for love! 🕵️‍♂️🚪 Who needs dating apps when you've got the mystery of the unknown neighbor next door or the dashing delivery person who brings your takeout? 🌮💌 Remember, romance can be found in the unlikeliest of places… like the laundry room or the self-checkout line at the grocery store! 🧺🛒 Just remember to

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"

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