11 Funny vacuum quotes

• One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  aging, change, cleaner, excited, excitement, fun, humor, minute, new, next, vacuum, vacuum cleaner, young, youth

• “I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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  2 months ago

  age, getting, grandparent, grandparents, having, humor, i, nostalgia, realization, realize, upstairs, vacuum, where

• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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  2 months ago

  around, ceiling, chore, cleaning, family, help, here, household, household chore, humor, me, mom, organization, rack, say, sock, socks, spice, spice rack, vacuum

• I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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  2 months ago

  bieber, cleaning, household, humor, i, name, novelty, pet, pet name, robot, robot vacuum, technology, today, vacuum

• Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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  2 months ago

  clutter, health, humor, humor therapy, joke, mental, mental clutter, mental health, need, relaxation, relief, satire, stress, stress relief, therapy, thoughts, unwanted, vacuum

• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoidance, behavior, chore, cleaner, driveway, funny activity, humor, i, just, me, neighbors, outdoor, outdoor chore, outside, quirky, quirky behavior, run, social, social avoidance, talk, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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  2 months ago

  cable, chores, cleaner, dominator, household, household chores, humor, needs, sarcasm, technology, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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  2 months ago

  argue, distraction, every, humor, i, just, kids, living, living room, parenting, room, surface, trying, TV, vacuum, watch

• My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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  2 months ago

  around, avoidance, cleaning, cloth, cut, dirt, floor, humor, i, just, kitchen, line, procrastination, relatable, robot, same, spin, vacuum

• Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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  2 months ago

  family, humor, kids, never, parenting, phrases, say, sister, things, thought, unexpected, unexpected phrases, vacuum

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