Funny vacuum quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum clean…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an autom…
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every su…
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  3 months ago

  View →: My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we s…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would …
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  3 months ago

  View →: Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?