Funny vacuum cleaner quotes

• One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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  2 months ago

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• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

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• Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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  2 months ago

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