Funny vacuum cleaner quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dominatrix when you have a sassy vacuum cleaner cable giving you a run for your money? It's all fun and games until the power switch becomes the ultimate safe word. 🌀💥😂 #CleaningUpLiterally"

For even more funny vacuum cleaner quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny vacuum cleaner quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌