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I have thought one billion times about everything.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Live now on Reddit:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Trending via Slack:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Live now on Instagram:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Live now on Telegram:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Spotted on Telegram:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Just shared via Threads:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

39 shares on WeChat this month:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Weirdos gonna weird.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Breaking via Threads:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Spotted on Threads:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Breaking via Messenger:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just landed via WeChat:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Making waves on YouTube:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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