346 Funny want quotes

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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5 months ago
Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Commentary:
"Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Commentary:
"Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"
5 months ago
Share →: Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Commentary:
Ah, Antarctica, the icy mystery of the continents – always cold-shouldering its responsibilities! 🌬️❄️ Perhaps it's just too cool for school or taking a chill pill literally! 🥶 But hey, at least nobody can accuse Antarctica of melting under pressure! 🔥 #ChillinLikeAVillain
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Commentary:
"Give me cake, or give me a fork! 🍰🍴 Who can resist the sweet temptation of a delicious slice? Indulging in cake is always a piece of cake! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of men – wanting everything and nothing all at once, keeping us on our toes! 🤷‍♂️ It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall – ever so slightly confusing yet undeniably amusing! 😂 Just when you think you've figured it out, they switch things up on you! 💼🙃
5 months ago
Share →: Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Commentary:
Looks like those sneaky lamps are just trying to outsmart us with their age-old genie charade! 🧞‍♂️ Watch out for those wily lamps, they're always up to something mischievous! 🔮✨
5 months ago
Share →: Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum of wanting what one can't have 🤓💍 Don't worry ladies, the intelligent men are too busy pondering the mysteries of the universe to worry about changing their facebook status to married! 😉🌌
5 months ago
Share →: I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Commentary:
"Just another day in the life of a backyard illusionist. 🏊‍♂️ Who needs a fancy pool when you can have a 'Google Maps special'? 😂 #BackyardGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁‍♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"