346 Funny want quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

  Commentary:
  “Sure, but I hope you ordered enough pizza for everyone on the planet! 🍕🌍😄”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

  Commentary:
  “When Cupid’s on vacation, let’s hope the lottery isn’t! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  “Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

  Commentary:
  “Now that’s what I call a ‘heavy’ meal! 😂🍕🚜”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  “Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

  Commentary:
  “Sure, I’ll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

  Commentary:
  “Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  “When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain’s cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome”

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