344 Funny want quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”
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  1 month ago

  View →: I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”
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  1 month ago

  View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.
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  2 months ago

  View →: We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”
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  2 months ago

  View →: I already want to come home from work tomorrow.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?
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  2 months ago

  View →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?
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  3 months ago

  View →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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