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Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
550 Funny want quotes
If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.
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Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨
I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀
Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.
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"Turning 'party pooper' into a whole new experience! 🎉🔋😅"
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.
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Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! 👻😅🏠
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️♀️
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.
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Job hunting: the ultimate game of hide and seek where you're the seeker in denial 🤦♂️🔍💼