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  • Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the stomach – always so straightforward and honest! 🤣🍴 Unlike the sneaky brain which keeps us guessing most of the time! Who needs mind games when you have a grumbling tummy to remind you it’s chow time? 😂 #FoodAlwaysWins”

  • I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

    Commentary:
    Well, that would be quite the starch-tacular challenge! 🏊‍♂️ Just imagine the creamy strokes and gravy turns you’d have to master. 💪 Swim-a-licious or mash madness, you decide! 🥔 #SpudtasticAdventure

  • Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

    Commentary:
    “Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by ‘goodbye’, I mean ‘see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.’ 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles”

  • My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

    Commentary:
    Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the “f-word” in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗

  • If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

    Commentary:
    “Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That’s an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️‍♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏”

  • I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate ‘get out of socializing’ card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks”

  • I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you’ve cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik’s cube with your eyes closed 😉👀”

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