Funny width quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about heights when you've got to navigate through doorways and squeeze into tight spaces? Forget skydiving, I've got to tackle the true challenge of fitting through a narrow hallway!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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